No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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