Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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