That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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