Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
where does the pee come out of this thing
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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