Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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