Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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