At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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