some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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