whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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