I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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