I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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