it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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