Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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