3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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