it wasn't lemon gatorade
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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