just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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