so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
