why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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