Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
