elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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