I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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