new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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