i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
