the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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