Do you still have your period?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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