hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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