Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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