You surviving the open bar?
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Someone shit on the floor
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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