Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you win again, gameday.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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