It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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