Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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