You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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