I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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