I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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