bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
