I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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