btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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