She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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