just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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