I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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