Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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