Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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