So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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