He disabled his match.com account in front of me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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