Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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