And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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