I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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