After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
