I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
