On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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