her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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