Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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