yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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